Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Troll Tequila doesn't stand a chance...not winning!

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It comes to no surprise some people do anything to keep the spotlight going for a little while. Tila Tequila seems to not agree with the casting Charlie Sheen made to find his porn goddesses and actually thinks she can do better. She told Hollywood life 
“He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.”
 Wait, is Tila totally fu**ed up and melted down brain Tequila offering help, as psychological? Not involving sucking pickles help?

“I think what he doesn’t realize is that people aren’t laughing with him — they are laughing at him,” Tila says . “So while he’s a trending topic, it really is for all the wrong reasons. I wish I would have known this while I was going through my public meltdown. Things would have been different. I wish Charlie knew that this publicity he’s feeding off of is all wrong.”

Tila, Charlie Sheen will only admit you if you drop the Tila and add Sunrise at the end... In fact, I think Charlie Sheen would pick up your troll ass, put you inside a joint and smoke you until you turn into what you are to the world: a vanishing cloud of smoke that tastes like crap but gives you 5 minutes of pleasure.

OMG, I'm becoming Charlie Sheen...

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