Monday, September 10, 2012

Rihanna's New Tattoo



Rihanna debuted her new tattoo on twitter,  a Godess Isis under her boobs with her long wings spread. The singer revealed it is a tribute to her late Grandmother. "Goddess Isis - Complete woman - model for future generations", she wrote. We get it, RiRi...
Little does she know that 40 years from now, Goddess Isis wings will by long closed...

Resurrection


If this is happening I swear I'm back from the dead...And, yes Ryan, I want to put a ring on it, now that you're drawing my attention to it! For all you people that ripped the front cover of Fifty Shades of Grey and replaced it for Dostoyevky's Crime and Punishment (so you could still sin at work and look intellectual ), for all the kindles that are "dead" due to multiple orgasms, I say go for it!

3 ... 2 ...1


Wednesday, September 21, 2011

...and this was all it took to assure "two and a half men" would make it without Charlie Sheen


The debut of "Two and a half men" post Charlie Sheen was doomed, according to Sheen, but Ashton's naked ass was all it took to:
first: annihilate any chance of John Cryer ever being hot
second: have 27.7 million viewers on the first episode
That simple...
Well done, Ashton Kutcher. I'm impressed, even if you're doing the same kind of "dude" over and over again. I would have been more impressed but the pixelated image on my tv didn't let me...


This dress could have made it to the Emmy's Best red carpet dresses...


... but this happened. And suddenly I'm scared to look at it.
I know, I know. I'm obsessed with this woman! Look at all the posts I have of this creature! I can't help myself!
Paz de la Huerta managed to stand up between John Voight and Chris North. I'm looking at this and almost waiting for a lizard tongue coming out of her mouth to suck Voight's drink.... 
Voight seems scared, North seems amused...

Alex Pettyfer is here to brighten our day


Here's Alex Pettyfer showing his abs at "Magic Mike" set. A movie about strippers with a cast that also includes Joe Manganiello, Alex Pettyfer, Matt Bomer, Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum. I don't know about you, ladies, but this movie had me at "hello".  Reminding everyone of you that this could be in 3D (hell! 4D, so we can smell the sweat of Manganiello's arm picks!) I say we're gonna be having a LOT of bachelorette/divorce parties beginning and ending in movie theaters all over the world ...


Pippa Middleton is tired of having her ass photographed

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Tired of having her ass photographed, Pippa Middleton decided to lose her underwear at the Temperley Fashion Show in London and show the world her Brazilian Waxing. I don't know about the wiseness of this decision, but it sure is distracting me from that ugly (ugly!) dress.

[UPDATE] Actually, Pippa has the ability to tighten her thighs, making them look like a vagina, while wearing panties. Who said "royalty" (even if just related) aren't resourceful people?



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