Tuesday, July 12, 2011

The evolution of Harry Potter fans...

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"You're grounded young lady!..."
After 10 years and eight films, the Harry Potter saga has reached its end, so it seems. With it, a legion of avid young fans have grown throughout the years. And if there was a time where they were more innocent, showing their affection for the "boys" of Harry Potter, that time also came to an end...

Here come the Queens of Style

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Pinch me, 'cause it must be 1985...
Anytime soon Michael J Fox will jump off the DeLorean from Back to the Future and warn these two their daughters are in grave danger. One is becoming an alcoholic and choking with a pickle and the other is...hurting my eyes.

Well, seriously, if I can get serious with these two, (Pause- is it possible they have matching t-shirts stamped with their own faces?...) here are Snooki Polizzi and Deena Cortese filming season five of Jersey Shore , back in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Fame is a primal instinct

This is a crested black macaque in Indonesia, extremely rare and critically endangered. He stole a wildlife photographer's (David Slater) camera to take pictures of himself when he left his camera unattended for a while. 
As the photographer explained, it seems the primate became fascinated with its own reflection in the lens:
"One of them must have accidentally knocked the camera and set it off because the sound caused a bit of a frenzy.
"At first there was a lot of grimacing with their teeth showing because it was probably the first time they had ever seen a reflection.
"They were quite mischievous jumping all over my equipment, and it looked like they were already posing for the camera when one hit the button."

How odd is nature,huh? And how strangely this behavior resembles human reality...Now, every time a "celebrity" tweets a pictures of herself, sometimes "accidentally" naked, I'll remember this Indonesian monkey that one day knew fame while snapping a picture of himself, bare naked.
I now realize that, like the monkey, these celebrities become fascinated to see their own reflexion...on the iPhone screen. Being a fame hore is a primal instinct after all.
I must say I'm fascinated. Now that Vinny has left Jersey Shore, I suggest they make this monkey a member of the cast. Don't worry, we won't even see the difference...

You have got to be kidding me! Awesome!!!

The Beckhams remind us that everything they do, they do it better than you

If you think for one second Victoria Beckham would be a common pregnant woman, battling with weight and swollen feet at the end of pregnancy, and be caught off guard by any camera not looking awesome, you're obviously wrong. This is Victoria. Her posh sensors make her be allert to look awesome twenty four seven.
This pic was tweeted by husband David on his facebook with the comment:
“Took this pic of Victoria while she wasn’t looking. She looks amazing, so close now to the baby being born!
To complete the portrait of an awesome couple that seems to be immune to a plague that easily spreads in Hollywood, called divorce, Victoria also used Facebook to post a pic of her husband being awesome at surf.
And this was the moment Victoria realized their awesomeness could only be complete if their baby girl could be in a custom made Louboutin's the moment she jumps out of her uterus. Now that would be awesome...

Friday, July 1, 2011

Chelsea Handler wore this

Chelsea Handler was also at the Horrible Bosses premiere, being such a close friend of Jennifer Aniston. Maybe to keep up with the movie title...Horrible..., she wore this dress. Maybe she borrowed the dress from Paz de la Huerta and transformed it, making the butt crack be in the front now.I don't know. It's ugly.

Jennifer Love Kardashian

This post was almost titled as "Guess who?!". How many of you would get it right?... Ok, there's no 20.5 carat diamond ring here.
Jennifer Love Hewitt was at the premiere of Horrible Bosses in Hollywood, showing that her workout routine to make her butt look like Kim Kardashian's is actually working.  Or she actually injected fat back there. Either way, I'm glad she realized that before she downgrades to a c-list actress she better upgrade her ass, in order to get more attention...

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