Monday, April 11, 2011

Selma Blair just lived every pregnant woman's worst nightmare


As if it wasn't enough for a pregnant woman making every day the mental effort in front of a mirror to believe she's still hot although she can no longer see her feet, mom to be Selma Blair gets her photo taken standing next to super model Alessandra Ambrosio. And let me tell you: Selma looks thrilled... I can only imagine with those hormones jumping up and down what's going on Selma's head...and I support her 100%! May I remind you that apparently a baby came out of Alessandra Ambrosio's uterus. But, like every supermodel's baby, he/she develops with some plastic surgery knowledge, while in the belly. So, before that last push, the baby makes sure to tuck every abdominal muscle right back in, leaving his 9 months home, right how it was before he arrived. Oh, and also learns to breast feed leaving their super moms with intact and firm breasts at the end of it.  But Selma is no supermodel...and this papararazzo just captured the moment when reality hit her...



1 comment:

  1. LOL!!!
    Selma really looks thrilled...
    There should be a law forbidding these super models to get the pre-baby body before 12 months after giving birth. Don't you just "hate" them?...

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