Friday, April 8, 2011

Angelina Jolie adopted Brad Pitt

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Running out of continents to search for the next child to adopt and realizing she's not having sex anytime soon with Brad (because either that or spending time with their six kids), Angelina decided it was time to officially adopt Brad Pitt as her son. And by officially I mean tattooing the coordinates of Brad's birthplace on her arm along with the other ones. No, really. Either this is an extreme measure to call Brad's behavior childish or she genuinely loves him...forever. I believe Angelina is one fierce b*tch that only used Brad Pitt's sperm to have blonde-haired and blue-eyed babies. So I'm going with the first one...

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