Remember when I told you yesterday this weekend was all about fantasy meets reality? Here's Kim's nipple and ass teaching us The Art of... Reality. Kim Kardashian was absolutely steaming and bursting in tears during the last episode of Kourtney and Kim take New York apparently because she didn't expect this photo shoot for W Magazine, where she posed covered (only!) in silver body paint, to be so explicit. When I saw the show I actually thought she was overreacting. But, it's a fact. She's more naked than in Playboy. I actually think she looks very well. I can now take as a given fact that her ass is actually real and really huge.
Kim tried to explain to Kourtney what she was expecting:
“I was naked but fully covered in silver paint. This artist will put images of architecture and buildings and stuff on top of me so you will see my body shape and the outline but not actually my boobs or anything.”
Kim, look at you! You are better than Guggenheim! More architecture was impossible! I must say Photographer Mark Seliger really was sensitive...
She was actually so upset she even threatened not to take her clothes ever again.
"I feel so taken advantage of. I’ve definitely learned my lesson. I’m never taking my clothes off again, even if it’s for Vogue.”
Rest, people. Rest! Let's wait for her next tweet...
And you drooling over there, what do you think?