Friday, February 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen's Home Rehab Program really works...

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The Home Rehab Program Charlie Sheen imposed on himself  keeps showing amazing results. So, for a quick celebration, Charlie flew to the Bahamas with two women and ex-wife Brooke Muller, who apparently is following the same program and is already showing visible signs of incoherence and insanity... All this while Two and a Half men stood on a tightrope and everybody at CBS was trying to hold things together.
Charlie's behaviour must have been so sane that the moment Brooke Muller landed, she was on her way back. Maybe she missed a knife next to her throat or just missed her name in the press, even for the wrong reasons. Or she couldn't handle a foursome... I'm just taking a wild guess here...
Charlie Sheen adressed all this and more on the Alex Jones radio Show. And get ready for some major pearls:
About substance abuse being a desease:
"I have a disease?. Bulls**t! I cured it ... with my mind."
About Brooke Muller suddenly leaving the Bahamas recreational break:
"Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it, badly."
About ex- lovers selling their story to the press:
"These turds, these losers, there’s no reason to then bring them back into the fold because I have real fame, they have nothing. They have zero. They have that night. And I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home. And they will get out there and they will sell me and they will lose. Bring me a frickin’ challenge. It just ain’t there."
(I actually tend to agree with part of this...but put this way is really poetic)

But all this was way before going down the hill and beginning to bite the hand that feeds him. He then proceeded  targeting his CBS Bosses:

“I was told if I went on the attack, they would cancel the show and all that and so I’m just sort of seeing if they’re telling the truth or not,”
“Are they happy with the $5 billion they already made off me or do they think they can turn it into $10 [billion] in a couple more seasons?”
“I’m just saying, you know [the show] is a runaway freakin’ juggernaut.”
He continued...

“Watch your ratings, dudes. Watch your stupid ratings.
“Do what you’ve gotta do — I’ll go make movies with superstars and not work with idiots” 

Not content, he slammed the show creator at TMZ, actually challenging him to a fight.

Can someone tell Charlie Sheen to check it's not 1985 anymore? That is character from Two and a half men was the perfect role for people not realizing that he actually can't act beyond that middle life crisis man that wears ugly (reeeealy ugly) shirts? What if these words just get you to lose your main resource for drugs and porn stars Charlie?
“Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season”

Charlie, Charlie...

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