Friday, February 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen has fire breathing fists

As usual, a whirlwind of events take place when I cannot post. Damn! Damn! This time it's all about Charlie Sheen and I have to tell you...I'm amused and inspired. I actually just realized I laughed more in these couple of days with Charlie Sheen's comments than with the whole seasons of "Two and a Half Men"
Back to the last post, Charlie Sheen was trashing his TV show creator Chuck Lorre and, in a complete unexpected event...the show gets cancelled. Charlie Sheen continues to dazzle us with his now discovered poetic vein and, in a raged and impulsive gesture, he sent TMZ an open letter to Chuck Lorre and all his porn stars lovers fans:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.
Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…
Charlie Sheen

"Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…" WTF Charlie? Are you talking about Your hookers?
"...imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists" How high is this dude?

Too much coke in his brain must have made him regress to 1987 and be trapped in his Bud Fox character from Wall Street, making him act like he's on top of the world but he's not, really...And march the steps of justice? How about descend the ladder of decadence?...I say join all the porn stars you f***ed and you have your parade to support your two and a half neurons that are still working properly.

1 comment:

  1. LOL! This post is just awesome! I dare to's "legendary"!
    You rule ;)


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