Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Snooki's new book is "Friggin Phenomenal"

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Snooki just proved us that reading the "48 laws of power" while ridding a poney empowers you with the capability of writing. A Shore Thing, a novel inspired by her personal adventures, tells us how Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabela "Bella" Rizolli, have the sexiest summer ever. This according to editorial reviews from Amazon. The book is out this week and, according to an interview Snooki gave to USATODAY, it's "friggin phenomenal".

But behold those of you who think Snooki has the sensibility of a pickle when it comes to writing. Many of this book's passages are unique pearls of poetic literature. I leave you with one I find quite graphic...

"Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky"

Take that Julie Carobini!


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  2. I have to say, the the last thing I would expect from this JShore crowd is to become "writers"... The passage in the post did it for me, LOL! The world must be coming to an end soon...
    But I could bet it will sell a lot!

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