Snooki made an appearance on the Ellen DeGeneris show to talk about her new book and ended up talking about her heavy drinking:
" I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don't. It sucks. So you're like "what did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?"
When asked by Ellen about how often does that happen, Snooki sincerely replies:
"Oh, like once a month."
It's good to know that the natural order of things still works, even if it's only once a month, and puts Snooki back in her place...