Here I was thinking that if Mick Jagger has a daughter, she must be, at least, a 100 years old, but it turns out she's only 27... So, Lizzy Jagger did Playboy and, taking in consideration this might have some Photoshop involved, I'm taking a wild guess this issue is not going to be a best seller. But at least she might have some brains to balance a little bit. Let's take a sneak peak on her wise words to this classic male (and female...cof..cof...cof...) literature:
"I'm kind of a topless person," the 27-year-old explained. "I'm quite European, so when I'm at the beach, I prefer to be topless."
Uau... European beaches must be boobs' paradise, judging by Lizzy's words. It is true that, in Europe, taking your top off on the beach isn't much of a deal. In America, taking your top off is not a big deal either...unless you're at the beach. Now, that's a problem...
But Lizzy's words sound amusing, quite frankly...So, from now on, I'm assuming this applies to every European woman. Take note Angela Merkel or even Duchess Katherine Middleton. Wherever you are vacationing, if you're not topless you're not ...quite European. Now, Pippa Middleton, can be considered quite European...
What do European women have to say to Lizzy?...Oh, can I take a shot here, for you girls?
"Lizzy, Lizzy, those donkey ears fit you like a glove..."