Tuesday, May 24, 2011

It's payback time for Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis recently gave an interview to shortlist about his recent movie, Hangover 2. People tend to assume that men that don't have Bradley Cooper's looks need the approval of a sex symbol so they can actually feel good about themselves. Wrong assumption. The interviewer dropped this innocent question that made Galifianakis trigger the process of  cold hearted R.E.V.E.N.G.E. towards January Jones that one day had the audacity of being a cold hearted bitch with Galifianakis:
"Back to the sex appeal — January Jones recently told us that you were the most naturally funny man she’d ever met. Would you ever consider making a move? She likes funny men…"
That’s really funny because, if I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy. I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, “Come sit down.” So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, “I think it’s time for you to leave now.” So I say, “January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so f*cking be nice,” and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny?

I don't know if that demolishing answer actually came out of his mouth or if this last sentence only took place in his imagination and if back when this happened he just got up and quietly left, holding his anger and humiliation to be unleashed at the right moment. And this would actually be the right one if I could abstract myself from the fact that January Jones is a pregnant woman now, with the world  speculating about who the father is. 
The interviewer got the chance to do some reverse psychology with Galifianakis in order to find out if, back when this happened, he actually made a move at her...

If a script really demanded it, would you do a sex scene with her?
I wouldn’t want to. I’d hate it. I’ve only had to do a few of those things where you have to kiss and stuff. It’s so embarrassing.

Hate it! Zach, Zach.... Do we have a dartboard at home with January Jones photo taped to it? Anger management! .... 
We can all conclude the January Jones happening with Galifianakis ended with him getting up and quietly leaving...

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