The Jersey Shore cast is already in Florence, Italy, filming season 4 and moving behind them a considerable entourage, judging by the first images. While Snooki has already found a little pony to ride, Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino has no time to waste in Italian lands. So here he is with the "Dirty Italian: Everyday slang" in his hands, showing us he can actually read beyond condom instructions, a useful guide that according to the author teaches the reader how to swear, curse and most important how to get down and dirty in Italian. In other words, it teaches the Jersey Shore cast to be what they already are...but in Italian.
According to Amazon, Dirty Italian teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Italy. And right next to "Come va?" (What's up) is this one:
Wanna do it doggy-style?
Lo facciamo alla pecorina?
...heard every day on the streets of Italy? Really?...Come on...
No doubt this might be of precious use to "The Situation"...
As for Snooki and JWoww all they need to learn is "Sono Sbronza" (I'm totally wasted...)
Look at the hysterical fan in the back! "Is it Snooki? OMG! OMG!"