Irina Shayk "forgot" something...

Tweet

Photo Credits

I could say she forgot her ass or, in fact, lost it somewhere between the Sports Illustrated Swim suit edition photoshoot and this particular appearance. Being this one at the "happythankyoumoreplease" screening in New York. But it is not her butt that's missing... Ladies? I'm sure you've noticed already and so will Cristiano Ronaldo who flew over 4000 miles, specially on Valentine's Day, to propose and give this woman an 18 karat gold diamond and onyx engagement ring that just isn't in her damn finger anymore. But, I guess a ring with B.L.A.C.K diamonds and Onyx just wouldn't go with her dress colorrrrrr... (OMG, I'm a complete b**ch! I love it!)

You know, a photo is just like this. It tells a story. Here's Irina Shayk, a Russian model that already made it clear and, in fact, said how much she loves money (we all do, honey...) and she's attending "happythankyoumoreplease" screening. What a suggestive name! 

Is this what you said to Ronaldo when he gave you the engagement ring, Irina?

And now - the item missing : the engagement ring is from Anita Ko and if you check her website be prepared to freak out, because It's Samara from the Ring,movie ,covered with her jewelry...I almost wet my panties...

Kim Kardashian will only lick your lollipop if it's covered with Swarovski cristals

Tweet

Photo Credits

I must say I'm a little disappointed with this look KK chose to host the Grand Opening of The Sugar Factory American Brasserie in Las Vegas, March 4. If it was going to involve sucking from a straw and licking lollipops, people were expecting to watch some 50 cent Candy Store lookalike video, but this time with Kim Kardashian in it. Instead, her ass was  restrained to an awful shapeless skirt that barely draw the shape of her best well known asset and cleavage trapped behind crossed black bars. No way Kay kay! 

Uhhhhh...wait! There's her little sister Kylie (who's only thirteen...by the way...), dressed in a hotter dress than you. In fact, this look, those shoes on a thirteen year old just make wanna puke. Hello? Bruce Jenner? Where were you when this happened? I'm sorry. And I'm not at all conservative, let me tell you... In fact, it's like I just turned on the tv and its Dallas Divas on, with some spoiled teen and her slutty mom in Dynasty clothes... 

To complete the picture, there's that moron from The Spin Crowd, who I'm sure told her this look was ok because it's a candy store, so let's make this all about little Kylie...The Sugar Factory might as well melt you and serve you in a milkshake- the moron milkshake. Some PR...

Ok, Kim. Yellow card on you. You barely passed this one. So you better work on that lollipop like there is no tomorrow.

You can get bored with the rest of KK's pics but I found this one. is this actually the same party? Way more like what I expected!

Photo Credits

Taylor Momsen is every teen's role model now

Tweet

Photo Credits

Taylor Momsen is obsessed with thigh highs and provocative corsets. And when I say obsessed, I mean she wears it day and night. Being the difference between day and night, a black t-shirt. Madonna chose her to be the image of her clothing line Material Girl but soon realized putting any type of clothes on Taylor would be impossible, unless it is underwear. I must say I'm bored with her second choice. At least with Taylor Momsen we know we are in for a show.Plus, she's into cheap porn star boots now. The role model look that every parent wants for her sweet innocent teen daughter is now complete. So, any time Dad wants to bond with any of his daughter's friends he just has to say: "Hey, let's go to Taylor Momsen's concert!" ,and then pretend he really meant to say Taylor Swift...

And this because it appears that being a Taylor Momsen's fan involves stripping off clothes on stage and being kissed in the belly. What do say, Daddy? Momsen or Swift?

Check out the "dads" faces back stage...

And now her day look!

Rihanna's bodyguard gives us the true meaning of walking abreast

Tweet

Photo Credits

In these days, Rihanna has a lot going on: having a feud with Ciara on Twitter, sexting Collin Farrel (I did't think much of this but then I saw them at The Graham Norton Show and I think maybe there's some true to this...) and reportedly hooking up with Ryan Phillippe.... She's now in Australia as part of her "Last girl on Earth" tour and apparently sent her assistant to some sex shop called ‘The Tool Shed’ (coolest name ever for sex-shop!) ,yesterday, where she was seen leaving with two black bags full of x-rated products. Adding all this to her latest graphic performances it must be said that being Rihanna's bodyguard is hard and must include a mental struggle to keep hands off her body, specially if you have to walk side by side with her imagining what the hell were on those black bags...Even for the little kangaroo standing in Rihanna's hand so close to her boob is not easy...

Bodyguard: Now it's lingerie...Focus...My hand! I cannot stop my hand! OMG, I'm totally touching her ass in a second...

Anne Hathaway and James Franco might "hate each other"

Tweet

When I looked at the screen and saw James Franco dressed as Marilyn Monroe I thought someone changed the channel to some possible Charlie Sheen's crazy party. I avidly wished that it was that part of "America's got talent" where Anne Hathaway and James Franco see the three red crosses flashing in front of their eyes and we would all move on to the next contestants. Now, US weekly is reporting the two actors didn't get along and grew to "hate each other" during Oscar rehearsals. 

"She had to provide all the energy -- he was just phoning it in," says a second insider. ("James seemed in his own little world," during the Oscar telecast, says another source. "Producers were pissed.")

In fact, James Franco was so upset over the undeniable chemistry with his co-host he even skipped his own Oscars after Party at The Writer's Room, LA:

"He went immediately back to NYC because he was pissed about how the show went," adds a third source.

After an Oscar nomination for being stuck in a canyon and forced to amputate his lower arm with a knife, James Franco is now back stabbed by his co-host who only sparkled a little more because she got to wear eight different dresses and distract us a little more from the fact she actually suck too. 

Let's see James Franco and Anne Hathaway body language during the happening:

Franco: So, she gets to wear eight dresses and this is what you have for me? 

Anne Hathaway: Shut the f**k up. Hate U!

Franco: My lips. I'm just gonna press them hard against each other before "I hate U" comes out.
Anne: Whatever...

Franco: What is this? Chicago musical? Hate U. I'm bored...

Taylor Momsen's ass can actually sing

Tweet

Photo Credits

Taylor Momsen gave quite a performance on stage in Toronto, Feb 26, promoting "Light me Up". I'm glad she's still giving a positive message to all those youngsters out there like "I fuck for Satan" in her shirt. 

Apparently she can actually sing too and is described as having a surprisingly edgy and sophisticated sound. Plus,  Momsen's repertoire is all co-written by her and last year she described it as being "death, love, rock and roll, sex, drugs and religion". All what mummy and daddy like for their innocent children...I'm sure she sound just like Justin Bieber...but wears thigh- high thighs.

              

"Hey! Enough with the rubbing b**ch! I am way better dressed than you!"

Charlie Sheen just joined twitter

Tweet

Because bullshit nowadays is not really bullshit until it hits social networks, Charlie Sheen joined twitter and is now providing us via Twitter what I can only call a service of public interest for all of us that need to decompress from stress at work. 

And because his first tweet needed to embrace all Charlie Sheen's Winning philosophy, it included a twitpic where there were  porn star jugs (Bree Olson's), the word naked, chocolate milk(?...), a cow (I'm talking about the one in Charlie's bottle) and some knifes in the back just in case he needs to accidentally fall over Bree Olson and cut her throat. I was still processing all this when I read the photo caption:

"Winning...! Choose your Vice".

Uau!...You had me at hello, Charlie Sheen! 

With such a graphic pic and strong message it comes with no surprise the Charlie Sheen drug had quite an effect on everyone, resulting in a massive growth of his followers at every minute. So, Charlie Sheen's epic thoughts will no longer be restrained to the questions made in interviews and we can now all be entertained at the distance of a simple tweet...