Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Did Jennifer Aniston pull an Angelina Jolie?

Jennifer Aniston is supposedly head over heels for new boyfriend Justin Theroux. So head over heels she put her ethic code aside and decided that moving in on someone with a long term relationship, on a movie set, was in this particular case, not uncool. I mean, it's not like he's married. He just has been with the same woman for 14 years... So, now Theroux's ex-girlfriend, Heidi Bivens, is filling the shoes Jennifer Aniston was in, back in 2005:
“Heidi is heartbroken. She was completely blindsided. She and Justin had been together for years, they had a home. Then he met Jennifer and everything changed. At first he claimed he and Jen were friends.”
A rep for Bivens confirmed to Page Six: “Heidi and Justin have been together for 14 years. They met when she was 20 years old and he 24, and yes, she just moved out of their home last weekend. She has no comment.” [Page Six]
I don't know what kind of girlfriends you have, Heidi, but one of them should have handed you a copy  of Life & Style where Theroux talked about working with Jen on the set of  Wanderlust:
"When I would feel low, she had all these Chinese herbal medicines she'd give me. If I caught a cold, she'd make blueberry smoothies with antioxidants. She was a fantastic blender chef."
Personally I don't know why Jennifer is being crucified for being a homewrecker. But I'm suspicious. I adore her and all my lesbian thoughts gravitated around Rachel from friends. I say, Jen, adopt one kid or two, make it seven. Do some charity and before you know it, the world takes a turn and everybody blames Bivens for being a b**ch that didn't want to have any kids to focus on her career...

I leave you with Jennifer Aniston's nipples back when Rachel was the one showing Joey what a fantastic blender chef she was...

Damn! The effect of my medicines are wearing off! Focus on meee, Theroux! Meee! 
Wait... Didn't I use to date this Jason Sudeikis

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