Friday, April 1, 2011

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio pose for VS with toothpick in the middle

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I'm sorry but these are the times where women prefer to inject fat in their butts to get that Kardashian boost rather than put silicone boobs. And what strange times we live when a Victoria's secret model looks like this. Candice Swanepoel was actually hot before she decided eating wasn't really necessary. The swimwear from Victoria Secret is great but I'm pretty sure everyone was chocked mostly because of Candice's ridiculously slim figure. 




Thursday, March 31, 2011

Rihanna's future leaked sex tape will be awesome...

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It turns out Rihanna is into sadomasochism. According to her interview in the upcoming Rolling Stone issue (via Daily Mail):

“I love to be tied up and spanked. Using whips and chains is too planned… you have to stop and look for the whip. I prefer them to use their hands.
I like to take the reins in my life, but I enjoy being submissive in the bedroom. In there I can be a little lady and have a male who has responsibility for the situation. That’s sexy.”
She also insists that her amazing ass is single and not Colin Farrell's playground:
“I’m not dating,” she says. “I’m not sexing, I’m not even sexting. It’s on complete nil.” She says she hasn’t been with anyone since breaking up with Dodgers slugger Matt Kemp, which went down before the public found out in December, so it’s been at least four months since she got any action. “You think you’re disappointed?” she says. “Try being in this body.”
Awh...I must say I'm in fact a bit disappointed, Rihanna. I was already imagining these two breaking all the furniture in the hotel bedroom... tsc,tsc

Miley Cyrus is an Artist now


By now everyone knows Rebecca Black's Friday song. But her sudden success on YouTube seems to bother Miley Cyrus. According to The Daily Telegraph Cyrus slammed the overnight success of YouTube phenomenons such as Rebecca Black.

"It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn't just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour," the daughter of country star Billy Ray Cyrus said.
This comes from someone that became famous for playing Hannah Montana, a teenager that becomes a famous pop singer  the moment she puts on a blonde wig... That was enough to get Miley out on a tour. And the fact that she's Billy Ray Cyrus daughter had no influence, I'm sure... Nice.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The Kardashian days are bigger than yours

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If you think you're a hard worker and dare question what the hell the Kardashian sisters do, think again! You could work 24 hours a day (not sleep like Samara) and yet you wouldn't match the Kardashians when it comes to hours of hard work. Because, according to Kris Jenner on Redbook's May issue, her daughters work 25 hours a day. TWENTY FIVE! She also supports child labor too 'cause her kids work since they were 13 years old. We all can see she's already pushed Kylie to hard work so little Mason better start appreciating adolescence right now...

"It’s annoying when I hear, “What do your girls do?” Well, first of all, all of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old. So to me, that’s a huge misconception — that the girls don’t work. They work 25 hours a day. And that they don’t have any talent? They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show. Whether you want to call it talent or not, they have multiple shows on the air. [I want to say,] How many shows do you have?"
 Hell, yeah! I have no show! Buaaaaaaa! Why is that? Hum... And it's hard enough to keep up with these multiple shows that seem to reproduce faster than rabbits: Khloe and Kourtney take Miami, Kim and Kourtney take New York, Kim and Kris Humphries take a walk; Kourtney and Scott take a break; Kylie and Kendal take Kentuchy Fried Chicken.... Talk about Keeping up with the Kardashians!...

Monday, March 28, 2011

Hey Y'All! Britney Spears gets her own day in San Francisco


Wait! It's not today! Gear up your enthusiasm for tomorrow, specially if you are in San Francisco because there, March 29th has been proclaimed Britney Spears Day! Was this because she gave a three songs free performance there to promote her new album Femme Fatale? Jeezzz! Even Britney stood with the Proclamation in hands with that super white smile thinking "-WTF Y'all?" And how do we get to commemorate such day? Are we suppose to shave our heads and hit a random car with some umbrella? Have a nervous breakdown? Elope with our first ever high school cruch and divorce a couple of hours later?  Snort coke? 
Well, I'll just go to Pier 39 and say hello to KFed...




Armie Hammer: My sweet Prince, you are the one!

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Ok, this is the tittle of a Placebo song that I would torture myself with back when I believed in fairytales and was not a senseless b**ch. But this is good news and...good casting. Apparently Armie was chosen to play Prince Charming in the Snow White movie. I must say I was impressed with Armie Hammer in The Social Network. Every time the twins appeared, everyone in the scene vanished for me. Specially the guy with the slippers...
I hope they don't turn this in some sort of Gothic Dark movie with some boring pale actress playing Snow White. Maybe with the Placebo song in the trailer...Hugh...Let's go all the way and put Kristen Stewart role her eyes for 120 minutes as Snow White. Wait, isn't this the film where she will play Snow White? I'm not sure because, apparently, this Snow White theme is so vast, they are going to do not one but three movies about it. Well, I'm sure the Porn Industry made a lot more than three movies with this theme.... (bitchy me! Lol) . But don't worry, Twihards, I'm sure Kstew will be in one of them... Probably with the Placebo Song playing while she runs through the woods.


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Happy Birthday Lady Gaga!


Uau! And she's only 25 years old!...She certainly wasn't Born this way, but her unique style makes her one of a kind with a growing legion of little monsters worshiping her. She will, with no shadow of doubt be a music Icon of this era for her eccentricity,shocking style and geniality. Wonder how the next 25 will be?...
Happy Birthday Gaga!





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