Lady Gaga claims "Born this way " was inspired by Whitney Houston

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Does this mean, "Born this way" was inspired by crack?!
This would be a perfect timing for Gaga to be imune to all this controversy. Because saying that she was inspired by Whitney Houston at this point, really doesn't do much for her. And what's with the growing horns?
Even Whitney Houston must have thought she was heavy on crack when she heard her name come out of Lady Gaga's mouth...
I'm thinking...where have I seen this kind of bustier with that ponytail? Hummmmm...

Wait, Lady Gaga's bustier is black. So this comparison is not acceptable...

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Lady Gaga wore Cocoon Chanel to the Grammys

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I know, I know, my dear readers. How bad am I? Awgh! 

But it just came to my mind and I can´t stop laughing of my mediocre humor. So, might as well take my chance on making someone laugh as well. Did I? 

So, here I was, waiting and waiting for the moment I would put my eyes on Lady Gaga's Avant-garde outfit, ready to be blown away with her awesomeness and she decides awesomeness in what seemed to be more of a cocoon carried by four men...The model pointing the finger to the cocoon spoke for the incubating Gaga, making a little sense out of this performance: 

"Lady Gaga is in creative embryonic stage and won't be born until later this evening." 

This embryonic stage of Lady Gaga was already implied on the words that Nicola Formichetti , Gaga's stylist, tweeted earlier:

"Gaga is in incubation. Tonight's performance is in collaboration with Hussein Chalayan and House of Mugler."

If Born this Way should be taken as the metamorphosis of Lady Gaga, she couldn't have picked a more controversial tune. There was a moment there where I thought what would come out later that evening was a young version of Madonna... 

Enough of that. I love Lady Gaga but I'm having a little trouble overcoming this issue. I'm sure she will dazzle me completely but NOT with this song. 

Adriana Lima is responsible for stress at work

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The Victoria's Secret photoshoot in Malibu, California, with Adriana Lima, was a complete torture for these professionals. Look at their poor faces! This must be really hard for them, hum? 

And what are you complaining about, in your little office with no windows, with your boss breathing over your shoulder complaining about everything you do or don't? Shame on you... Are you stressing out? Look at this dude, already holding his tongue out! He's exhausted!

 I bet he's thinking: 

"Adriana, I just wish I could smack you! I can´t take it anymore!"

Let's show some compassion as we see more of their stressful work:

Leona Lewis is the new Barbie doll

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And she's doing it again!... WTF? Is her personal stylist a 8 year old girl that thinks Leona is a Barbie doll? What's with the yellow bow? Argh! She's even posing like a Barbie doll...
I'm not even taking a guess here on what she'll wear next on her chest...
So, here are some Barbie fashion trends from Toysrus. Knock yourself out Leona!

Leona Lewis says "read my lips!"

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Leona Lewis wore this outfit to the "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never" Los Angeles premiere and I'm gonna try to be reasonable and just say what the hell was she thinking? And if the lip top wasn't  already enough, there was time for the obvious pose for the photographers. But then again, it was Justin Bieber's " Never Whatever" premiere, so I bet the audience was probably thinking who was the granny wearing the costume...

JWoww in a see through dress? No way!...

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JWoww was at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week and, probably mistaking it for some erotic festival, she wore a see through dress at the Richie Rich 2011 Fall show only toped by the tackiest shoes you could ever imagine. And then there's that ankle bracelet that I'm not even going to comment. Maybe she was thinking. "This is a Richie Rich fashion show? How slutty can I look? " 

But I'm looking at this and just imagining she's gonna rip off her dress any minute and perform some serious pole dancing... And that ankle bracelet is just...argh...

Vanessa Hudgens is ready to get slapped in the butt

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That's it. I'm gone for two days and while in the normal World Mubarak is still the President of Egypt (UPDATE: not anymore) , in the Gossip world this equals almost one year. Sienna Miller dumped Jude Law one more time, Ashlee Simpson just realized she was actually married to Pete Wentz, Lindsay Lohan was back in Court and wore white, Heidi Montag is saying she has a career (??) and so on... I'm trying to keep up with all this...and make some Tosh sense of it... Thank you to my Amazing Readers around the World that still care to read what I post, even if I missed a day or two...

So, here's Vanessa Hudgens photoshoot for Details Magazine, being a bad, bad girl, biting her nails and messing with your mind. Or is she aiming for someone specific? Is it me, or in celebrity world, whenever there's a breakup, the woman makes an insanely hot photoshoot just to remind her ex how sexy she really was? And why isn't this principle valid for men? Zac, Zac! Run with an umbrella! Vanessa is all...wet!!